| Nursery rhymes gone wrong Sunday, 28 December 2014 • 09:58 • 0 comments Well, my mom told these 2 nursery rhymes that is..ummm, understandable for adults. pretty much SPG. 1.) Mary Had A Little Lamb  Mary had a little sheep with it she went to sleep the sheep turned out to be a ram so Mary had a little lamb 2.) Jack & Jill Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun stupid Jill, forgot the pill so she had a son. I'll try to search for more. My mom found those witty, green rhymes at grandpa's book. or well, grandpa told mommy those rhymes. NOT CUZ ITS GREEN. it's because of the play of words. it was funny. bea out |   Hi! this is bea and i love making people laugh, as you can see i love pigs and pink... also food. i love getting scared and i like making people scared. i tell stories to kids that are really scary. when they start to cry i just stop talking and turn on the lights :l i still feel guilty until now |
